Three isn’t just an odd number. It’s the only integer between two and four.

In a contrived post about Shibusawa Eiichi on a certain platform not known for user authenticity:

Shibusawa wasn’t just an entrepreneur. He was a system builder.

He didn’t try to dominate one industry. He helped create all of them.

Japan’s modernization did not happen by accident. It was intentional.

[As the reason why he’s on the 10,000-yen note] Not because he was the richest man in Japan, but because he made it possible for others to create wealth.

Wow, that’s four of these AI-smelling constructions in a single post.

Does the person who wrote this using AI realize what it looks like? I doubt it. He identifies as a… drumroll… founder.

Enough said, and I doubt that you even need be told by me where the above was posted—everybody’s favorite hyper-curated phony persona promotion platform.

Entitled Foreigners Looking into Japan from the Outside

It appears that Japan is going to require or is considering requiring applicants for some specific type of working residence status to have passed JLPT level N2.

This has numerous foreigners up in arms and vociferous about this move. How dare Japan discriminate against foreigners, some are saying. Some of these people are in Japan already and might not have checked their foreigner entitlement at the door when they entered; other wannabe disgruntled foreigners on the outside looking in, hoping to make it to Japan so they can pursue the sushi dream or ramen ecstasy that will bring them.

It appears that the visa status in question is Engineer/Humanities/ International Services (EHI), and that it has been abused by people who acquired that status, but took jobs that did not fall under (but were “below,” the platitude of 職業に貴賤はない aside) the permitted categories.

That abuse aside, if you’re going to work in a company in Japan and have a real job, which is just about a given if you want the government to allow you to live here, do you expect that it is acceptable to be illiterate, deaf, and dumb in Japanese? Foreign companies that operate in English aside, Japanese companies are made up of mostly Japanese people who—surprise!—communicate in Japanese and are not required to be able to interact with a non-Japanese in a foreign language.

These entitled foreigners need to get real, and discard their entitlement. The people complaining are not likely the usual Nishi-Azabu tribe, who work in foreign companies and have a crew of expensive English-speaking subordinates or a company-hired interpreter following them around all day. Rather, they are more likely foreigners who dearly want to live in Japan, but don’t want to “be” in Japan. If they succeed at getting the vaunted EHI visa, they will probably get their wish, at which point they can start complaining about being harassed by the police or refused entry to a bar.