No holds barred, no assholes tolerated.

Here are some people who should be hit over the head 17 times with a heavy metal instrument and then locked in a porta potty and dropped into a polluted river.

  • Those trendy motherfuckers who post multicolor, absolutely text-packed AI-generated infographics several times each week. These typically have five to eight boxes with extremely tiny difficult-to-read text. Oh, and many of these infographics promote absolute nonsense.
  • The brain-dead turds who think it’s artistic to create webpages with gray font. They get extra credit (and extra strikes over the head) if each line of their text has more than 90 characters.

And last, but certainly not least:

  • The misguided assholes who think they’re being kind to visitors to their website by sniffing the language setting or IP address of a visitor and forcing the website into a language that might not be the one the visitor wants to read. They deserve extra hits over the head if they also don’t allow the visitor to change the language after it has been kindly changed for them, and special punishment is also needed for people who pretend that they’re giving their visitors a choice of language, but force them to make that choice on every single page they access, with each page causing a language setting or IP address sniff to cancel out the setting that was just made by the visitor on a previous page.